Donner Party Kitchen Staff -- Cookin' up something different...
I drink your milkshake!! 
Thursday, April 17, 2008, 10:05 - Junk
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If you haven't seen the movie There Will Be Blood, you're missing something good! :) Very few movies can get away with going 14 minutes before the first line of dialog is said. You have to watch it a few times to catch all the details.

Sitting in Nogales, AZ. Got here about 0315 this morning. They don't open till 1000. :? As long as I get home on time, I don't care.
5 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: 
Thursday, April 10, 2008, 11:59 - Junk
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5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time Management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

(Thanks, Cow Boss Jim)
got gas? 
Saturday, April 05, 2008, 8:25 - Misc, Junk
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Think it's expensive to fill up your car? :shock::shock:
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Mr Bill 
Thursday, April 03, 2008, 2:37 - Funny, Junk
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Are you old enough to remember this?
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Cilantro? 
Monday, March 31, 2008, 1:26 - Junk
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Found this site: IHateCilantro.com

There are three groups of people in the world: most people like cilantro, another group can't stand it, and my group can't taste it.

Until a few years ago, I didn't even realize that parsley & cilantro (coriander) actually had a taste. I thought it was simply a garnish, something to make a nice presentation. All I get from it is a weak, vague, grassy taste. On the other hand, some people get something completely different. It can make some physically ill. It seems to be an inherited missing enzyme. It's not that they just don't like it, it is a totally different, vile, taste to them. Kinda like looking at blue and seeing orange.
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How many 5-year-olds could you take in a fight? 
Friday, March 28, 2008, 18:54 - Funny, Junk
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NASA prefers "Weightless Wonder" 
Thursday, March 13, 2008, 9:53 - Junk
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Vomit Comet

Who says engineers don't have a sense of humor? :P
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Fan Club 
Monday, March 10, 2008, 4:50 - Junk
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I don't consider myself a 'fan' of very many musicians. There are a few exceptions, Genesis, Jars of Clay, Alan Jackson, Jethro Tull, Don Williams. These are people & groups who I have enough respect for to buy their new release 'sight-unseen', knowing from past experience that I will enjoy their new work.

Add the group Daughtry to that short list. Wow! I just can't stop playing their CD. Chris Daughtry is rock music's equivalent to Alan Jackson. Nothing fake to be found. Just an artist who is gifted in getting his point across.

I am not willing nor able to tolerate 'posers', somebody who is putting up a front for effect. Daughtry doesn't do this. If you value the real thing and also like guitar-heavy rock music, I very highly recommend Daughtry.

Also, he is a Christian, his songs are clean. You can let your kids listen.

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Bullet Holes 
Monday, March 10, 2008, 4:34 - Junk
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It wasn't easy, but I found a website where I could order the fake bullet hole stickers I had on 5306. 6718 is now (fake) shot up with 38 caliber bullet holes! 8) You know, it's kinda cool to see a mini-van full of kids drive by pointing & laughing. :P8):P
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Conspicuity 
Sunday, February 17, 2008, 8:53 - Junk
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Trucks are required to have red & white reflective tape on the sides & rear of a semi trailer and 3 identification lights and 2 marker lights (amber in front, red in rear) on each end of a tractor-trailer. There is also a white 'picture frame' reflective tape on the top rear corners of a semi trailer. These are the conspicuity regulations intended to increase safety by making trucks more visible.

It's a little disconcerting when you're driving along on a dark night and the hillside along the side of the road moves. :? That's what it's like sometimes when you suddenly realize you are driving along side a train. Trains have no conspicuity regulations. Though most use a FRED (Flashing Rear End Device), they are not required.

I wonder how many people, late on a moonless night at a rural grade crossing, have driven (or almost) right into the side of a moving freight train? :shock:
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The Wiener That Got Stuck 
Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 2:02 - Junk
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OK, get your minds out of the gutter :wink: and click on THIS!
Gotta love the writer's choice of words. :P

If you still have some time to waste, this guy is amazing! :shock:8) (Thanks, Bucky)
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The Great White North 
Thursday, January 31, 2008, 8:41 - Junk
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I started my shift in Fargo, ND last night and proceeded to take state highways through the darkest depths of Minnesota. Drove through Brainerd, where the giant statue of Paul Bunyan is. Couldn't see it though, would have been cool to get a picture of it. Of course that would have meant getting out of the truck, and there was no way in heck that was going to happen. It was seven degrees below zero outside! :o Anybody see the movie Fargo? I think I hear a wood chipper. :shock::shock:

Speaking of wood chippers, I'm dropping a load of plastic sheeting at a paper plant outside Duluth, MN. It's -9F here. They said I should have been here the other day when it was really cold. :roll: Crazy Minnasotans...grumble...grumble...grumble...

My old boss is from Minnesota. Now it all makes sense....:wink: Maybe I'll mail ole' Fred some Lefse. :P
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Want fries with that? 
Tuesday, January 08, 2008, 0:25 - Junk
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Picked up 40,910 Lbs :shock: of Heinz ketchup packaged for Wendy's this afternoon.
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Head Game 
Sunday, January 06, 2008, 14:43 - Junk
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The blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you need to spend?" To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," she says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

"So I just switched the heads."
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The Wagon 
Thursday, December 20, 2007, 17:32 - Junk
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It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures of the nativity set. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."

"And why did you take him?"

The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."
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