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The dirtiest clean joke I know 
Tuesday, September 25, 2007, 14:01 - Stuff
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A Ensign walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices a Chief with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the Ensign bravely asks, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The Chief slowly turns his head toward the young Ensign and in his best Chiefly manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young Ensign reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili back into the bowl.

The Chief says, "Yep, that's as far as I got too."
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